1. Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Most Chinese don't seem to like cheese but age is respected for seasoned maturity. Age is merely a number and a number is a number and a number,indeed!
2. If you are too lazy to start any thing, you may get a reputation for "patience" Patience is a virtue. Procrastination is negative but turns out to be positive in humor.
3. Every dog has his/her day- but the nights are reserved for the cats. Both are pets.
4. Pets are not pests. A slip of "s" would make big difference!
5. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. But the jobs call for such efforts.
6. Life begins at 40- but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person. Note: Life begins at 80 as revised by an octogenarian.
7. Police were called to a day-care center where a 3-year old was resisting a rest.
8. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. Language teachers are urgently needed because all folks must communicate to one another.
9. He/She who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. It is the mindset.
10. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18. A teenager knows all.
The above good-humored " intellectual delicatessen" is expected to amuse the thinkers hopefully. Moreover, laughter begets longevity looking forward to be centenarians.
Francis Shieh a.k.a. Xie Shihao seeking challenges to the mind for fun on Monday, July 27, 2009 at 7.36 a.m.
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