Sunday, October 11, 2009

Ten anecdotes to share with readers with humor.

1. A lady shopper has the right to change her mind to buy shoes but the salesman is exhausted for running around so many times.
He said to her:"Mind if I rest for a while,lady? Your feet are killing me!" Comment: Walking is a good exercise and the saleman ought to know!

2. When we are lost in thought,could the reason be that we are totally on unfamiliar terrain?

3. What is the name of a tourniquet worn on the left hand to stop circulation? An engagement ring.

4. A motorist is a person who, after seeing a wreck, drives carefully for several blocks for rubbernecking.

5. Nothing annoys a lady more than to have friends drop in and find the house looking as it normally does. A lady is always a homemaker regardless of the conditions.

6. Artistic work evokes one's self,comes easily and naturally.

7. One takes on a direct and forceful attitude in nurturing and protective role toward colleagues.

8. A busy person is the one who leads an active life for phone calls, errands and transactions for everyday living.

9. Thoughts may be turned to resolutions and problem solving when one seeks a level of awareness from within or guidance from others.

10. Never be disgruntled. After a storm,comes a calm for everyone in the mundane world.

Francis Shieh a.k.a. Xie Shihao who remembers bricks to be made for a foundation and lemon can be used for lemonade or lemonade berry in southern California for an interesting undertaking.

Sunday,October 11, 2009 at 2.16 p.m. at Bowie Library.

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